Merry Christmas From The Roycroft Family!

December 1, 2012 – I can’t think of a better way to get going in the Christmas spirit of giving(by force)than to have it kicked off with a wonderful song that expresses the coming of Baracka Claus.

Very soon all our troubles will be behind us with Baracka Claus taking care of each and every one of us in his own very special way.(up the ass)

Here in the Roycroft family, we have decided that, since most of America voted for a man who has a heart for giving,(and stealing)we are going to go with the flow by letting them have everything they voted for. We also encourage the Republicans to do the same. Higher taxes on the wealthy, free condoms for that Flucke girl, free health care, debt free student loans, and of course…take over private retirement plans and spread that 401k around to all those poor saps who aren’t smart enough to save it.

Yes, we are in the spirit of giving it all the hell away. The sooner it’s all gone the sooner we can begin a new future for America… And to those very special folks out there suffering so bad(from wealth envy)we hope you get yours reeeeal soon!

From the Roycroft family, we wish you all a very Merry Christmas… God Bless each and every one of you!